Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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