I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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