No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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