fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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