home. puking in laundry basket.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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