I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm too high and old for this...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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