I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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