We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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