the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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