You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
ttyl tear gas
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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