I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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