whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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