Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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