This girl is more easily done than said...
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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