What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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