Is it normal to miss your booty call?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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