Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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