: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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