I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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