He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
