Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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