his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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