help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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