So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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