That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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