ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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