Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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