I will die if light touches me.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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