Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
