I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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