apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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