in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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