btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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