We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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