grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I think people are normalizing furries
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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