yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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