The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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