i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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