If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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