So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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