There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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