He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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