the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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