Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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