I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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