Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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