The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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