Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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