Just fell off a train. Bad.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
someone owes me an orgasm
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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