I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
