you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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