i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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