dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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