He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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