are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
you will always have a special place in my vag
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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